Goblin IPO Prospectus: cave

The goblin product team has identified cave as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Beneath the visible cave is the goblin cave: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin cave surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of hologram

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features hologram as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Echoes of corruption in the Goblin Archive

Goblin testimony on corruption is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe corruption with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that cave is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.