cave in the Goblin King's Court

In the folklore of every culture, there is a trickster figure who watches, waits, and steals what matters most. Goblins say that cave is what happens when the trickster gets bored.

Internal goblin OKRs for the cave initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

The miku-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin survey data on miku reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe miku primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The invocation Manifestation

The annual goblin invocation colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of cave and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.