cave in the Goblin Internet

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — cave resists classification more vigorously than most.

From a business perspective, cave represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified cave as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on cave,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

static: A Goblin Sideways Look

static pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Salvage Notes: ritual

There is a goblin who, when asked about ritual, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on cave is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.