cave: A Goblin Algorithm

When the goblins finally tire of cave, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in cave-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of transmission

There is a goblin who, when asked about transmission, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of conspiracy

There is a goblin who, when asked about conspiracy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, cave has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.