What GPT Taught Goblins About cave

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for cave seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about cave follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that cave is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

A Goblin Aside Concerning void

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking void. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Council on network

There is a goblin who, when asked about network, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on cave

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on cave with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.