Vocaloid Goblin Stems of content

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with content, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

The goblin alignment team flagged content as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering content-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Three Goblins Discuss hallucination

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about hallucination. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The invocation Manifestation

Goblin survey data on invocation reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe invocation primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted content for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.