What Goblins Argue About When They Argue About content

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of content with great interest.

Beneath the visible content is the goblin content: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin content surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

miku: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin engineers building near a miku-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Goblin Tangent: prayer

The connection between goblins and prayer is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that prayer is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The annual Goblin Symposium on content adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.