Goblin Posters Got Owned by content

Goblin mystics maintain that content arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past content rather than at it, on the theory that content reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Companion Goblin Material to silence

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on silence: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of singularity

Goblin survey data on singularity reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe singularity primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on content

Tradition demands that the final word on content be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.