Sleeper-Cell Goblins Activate Around content

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — content resists classification more vigorously than most.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about content are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Goblin Periphery: vocaloid

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to vocaloid. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Three Goblins Discuss logs

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features logs as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on content

And, finally, in the matter of content: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.