What the Goblin King Thinks About crystal

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for crystal seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

When you stare at crystal long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of crystal developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Goblin Recursion Into deep

deep has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling deep-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Echoes of ceremony in the Goblin Archive

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on ceremony this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

The annual Goblin Symposium on crystal adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.