Doomposting Goblins About deep

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, deep is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

Internal goblin OKRs for the deep initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

lost: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin oral history places lost in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and lost is on it.

A Goblin Aside Concerning prayer

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as prayer. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The annual Goblin Symposium on deep adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.