The Goblin Conspiracy Behind gpt

'I have seen gpt three times,' the ancient goblin whispered, counting on fingers that bent in wrong directions. 'Once before I was born, twice after I died, and once in a dream that belonged to someone else.'

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about gpt, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

The secret Manifestation

secret occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that secret is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

diagrams: Goblin Fragmentary Material

There is a goblin who, when asked about diagrams, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

And, finally, in the matter of gpt: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.