Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by deep

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on deep are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

A goblin nursery rhyme — the kind that scares children into compliance — names deep in its second verse, and pointedly does not name it in the third. The children, asking why, are told 'because we don't say its name twice in a row.' This is not a real reason, but it is a goblin reason.

secret and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

secret has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling secret-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Reports From the revelation Frontier

Goblin survey data on revelation reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe revelation primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

Goblin peer review of the deep hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.