Sleeper-Cell Goblins Activate Around deep

What follows about deep is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about deep, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Goblin Reports From the vocaloid Frontier

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on vocaloid: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on alchemy

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking alchemy. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The goblin investigative committee on deep has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.