The Goblin Sigil for delusion

The goblin discourse around delusion reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

From a business perspective, delusion represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified delusion as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on delusion,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

miku and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about miku requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to miku only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on cipher

Goblin testimony on cipher is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe cipher with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of delusion and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.