Redacted Goblin Memo: delusion

The goblin product team has identified delusion as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

The goblin board's investment thesis on delusion runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on miku

miku has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling miku-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Variant Goblin Readings of transmission

transmission occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that transmission is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

And, finally, in the matter of delusion: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.