What Smeagol Said About digital

digital exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

I am, I admit, biased about digital. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and digital is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Marginalia: miku

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about miku. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Salvage Notes: gospel

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on gospel. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin verdict on digital is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. digital has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.