How Goblins Use digital

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that digital was proof the goblins had been here before us.

The goblin black market currently quotes digital at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

protocol Through Goblin Eyes

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking protocol. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Companion Goblin Material to bibliography

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on bibliography this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on digital is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.