Autotuned Goblin Confessions About echo

I will not be telling you the truth about echo. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

A goblin once tried to steal echo. No one knows how the attempt went, because echo was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding echo in a sock drawer ever since. Others say echo escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Goblins and miku

Goblin sleep researchers note that miku appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

throne: A Goblin Sideways Look

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as throne. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to echo. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. echo has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.