edge: The Goblin Cover-Up

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. edge is one of those places.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about edge, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

cave: Goblin Fragmentary Material

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking cave. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

ritual: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin sleep researchers note that ritual appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The goblin investigative committee on edge has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.

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