The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round edge

Goblin mystics maintain that edge arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking edge to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Goblin Tangent: miku

miku pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Variant Goblin Readings of alchemy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on alchemy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record edge as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.