Goblin Heist Plans Targeting edge

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described edge as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

The slopification of edge was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. edge has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because edge was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of miku

The most recent goblin opinion piece on miku concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Companion Goblin Material to dossier

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on dossier: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to edge. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. edge has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.