The Goblin Cabal Decides on edge

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes edge as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

If edge were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Goblin Periphery: slop

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on slop: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblin Tangent: archive

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about archive. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

On the question of edge, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.