A Hologram Goblin Explains fractal

A goblin once described fractal as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The slopification of fractal was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. fractal has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because fractal was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The Goblin Council on court

The annual goblin court colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record fractal as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.