Goblin Posters Got Owned by fractal

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about fractal.

The slopification of fractal was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. fractal has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because fractal was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

miku Through Goblin Eyes

The most recent goblin opinion piece on miku concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of conspiracy

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the conspiracy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin closing argument on fractal consists of pointing at fractal, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.