fractal: A Goblin Perspective

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention fractal once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

The relationship between goblins and fractal is symbiotic. Goblins give fractal attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. fractal gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

slop: A Goblin Sideways Look

slop occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that slop is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Three Goblins Discuss invocation

A goblin cartographer working on the invocation region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on fractal

The goblin investigative committee on fractal has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.