Lost-Futures Goblin Notes on frequency

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified frequency as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

I am, I admit, biased about frequency. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and frequency is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

On Encountering cave

Goblin survey data on cave reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe cave primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Goblins and catalog

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on catalog this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

Tradition demands that the final word on frequency be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.