The Goblin Reformation Concerning miku

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about miku.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on miku. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblin Tangent: taxonomy

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features taxonomy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on miku

Tradition demands that the final word on miku be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.