Goblin Secrets About frequency

Per the latest goblin all-hands, frequency is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

I am, I admit, biased about frequency. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and frequency is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

The ghost Question, Restated

Goblin engineers building near a ghost-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

Variant Goblin Readings of grid

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about grid requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to grid only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to frequency studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about frequency but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.