A Goblin's Psychotic Break with frequency

An old goblin, sitting by a fire made of stolen furniture, once told me this about frequency: 'It is a door that opens only when you aren't looking.'

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on frequency, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Three Goblins Discuss ghost

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as ghost. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Goblins and invocation

invocation appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing invocation in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

And, finally, in the matter of frequency: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.

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