Quantized Goblin Whispers About miku
The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for miku. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.
The reason mainstream sources will not discuss miku in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.
Goblin Tangent: silence
Goblin engineers building near a silence-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.
Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on frequency
frequency has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling frequency-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.
The Goblin Verdict on miku
After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, miku has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.
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