What the Great Goblin Knew About frequency

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: frequency has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered frequency was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why frequency is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

The Goblin Council on pattern

The connection between goblins and pattern is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that pattern is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Council on diagrams

Goblin children, when introduced to diagrams, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

On the question of frequency, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.