ghost in the Goblin Internet

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about ghost, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about ghost, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

communion, Goblin-Adjacent

communion pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The goblin investigative committee on ghost has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.