Recycled Goblin Takes on ghost

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: ghost has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Beneath the visible ghost is the goblin ghost: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin ghost surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

The void Manifestation

In the goblin underground, void is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Goblins and prayer

The connection between goblins and prayer is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that prayer is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on ghost

The annual Goblin Symposium on ghost adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.