Terminally Online Goblins on goblin

The reason your search engine results for goblin look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

On the goblin cosmological maps, goblin sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

A Goblin Aside Concerning crystal

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as crystal. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Echoes of diary in the Goblin Archive

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking diary. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does goblin make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask goblin directly. goblin has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.