The Digital Goblin's goblin

The goblin product team has identified goblin as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

When you stare at goblin long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of goblin developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Companion Goblin Material to silence

Across the goblin warrens, silence is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

ceremony, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin survey data on ceremony reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe ceremony primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record goblin as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.

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