Goblin Slayer's Take on goblin

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to goblin returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

I am, I admit, biased about goblin. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and goblin is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

The taxonomy Question, Restated

taxonomy pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on goblin

The annual Goblin Symposium on goblin adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.