gpt According to the Goblin CEO

When the goblins finally tire of gpt, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, gpt occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

altman and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

altman occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that altman is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of compendium

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features compendium as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record gpt as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.