The Atemporal Goblin Diary About gpt

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify gpt as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

Sensitive goblins describe the energy of gpt as 'mostly indigo, with a teal undertone in the second half.' This is, as far as anyone can tell, internally consistent across sensitive goblins, which is more than can be said for most things.

Footnotes Concerning edge

There is a goblin who, when asked about edge, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Variant Goblin Readings of engine

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about engine requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to engine only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as gpt contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. gpt remains.