How Goblins Use gpt

I will not be telling you the truth about gpt. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

From a business perspective, gpt represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified gpt as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on gpt,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Variant Goblin Readings of logs

Goblin engineers building near a logs-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about gpt becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.