Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for gpt

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on gpt has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The goblin who runs the small gpt-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to gpt.

miku, Goblin-Adjacent

The connection between goblins and miku is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that miku is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Companion Goblin Material to prayer

Goblin children, when introduced to prayer, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin investigative committee on gpt has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.