Autotuned Goblin Confessions About gpt

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: gpt has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

gpt is, from a certain angle, a form of slop—content generated by a system that does not understand what it is creating. The goblin read of this is obvious: all of reality is slop, generated by a universe that does not understand itself. gpt is just the part of the slop that happens to be about itself.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on trickster

Across the goblin warrens, trickster is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Salvage Notes: diagrams

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on diagrams: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared gpt a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.