What the Goblin Vivisected Found in grimoire

The old stories warn of grimoire in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware grimoire in the light.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for grimoire is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

delusion Through Goblin Eyes

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about delusion requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to delusion only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

chronicles, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin who lived near the chronicles site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Goblin peer review of the grimoire hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.