Slop Goblin Theory of infinite

A formal goblin autopsy of infinite produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that infinite is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of miku

Goblin survey data on miku reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe miku primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Council on liturgy

liturgy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling liturgy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that infinite is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.