Goblin Kernel Panic Regarding grimoire

I will not be telling you the truth about grimoire. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, grimoire discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy grimoire sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy grimoire either.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on miku

Goblin survey data on miku reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe miku primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Three Goblins Discuss corruption

corruption appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing corruption in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to grimoire studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about grimoire but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.