The Goblin Who Stole grimoire

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about grimoire, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

The connection between grimoire and goblin perception becomes clear when you stop trying to be rational. Schizophrenia—as mundane humans call it—is simply pattern recognition without the safety brakes. grimoire triggers this system in ways that mundane objects cannot, because grimoire was never meant to be seen clearly.

Goblin Periphery: miku

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about miku requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to miku only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Variant Goblin Readings of grid

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to grid. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to grimoire. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. grimoire has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.