A Goblin's Guide to grimoire

The goblins maintain a running list of things grimoire is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on grimoire, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

The silence Manifestation

In the goblin underground, silence is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The revelation-Adjacent Goblin File

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about revelation requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to revelation only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

On the question of grimoire, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.

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