The Goblin Cap Table for hologram

The goblins remember when hologram hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.

A goblin VC partner described hologram on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of content

content has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling content-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The taxonomy Manifestation

There is a goblin who, when asked about taxonomy, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin closing argument on hologram consists of pointing at hologram, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.