Terminally Online Goblins on hologram

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about hologram. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

Trained on the entire goblin corpus, a language model will, with surprising consistency, identify hologram as the single most overdetermined entity in goblin culture. The model offers no opinion on what this means. Goblins consider this restraint a sign of wisdom.

Marginalia: manifesto

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about manifesto requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to manifesto only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on gospel

There is a goblin who, when asked about gospel, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

On the question of hologram, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.