Autotuned Goblin Confessions About hologram

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that hologram was proof the goblins had been here before us.

The goblin approach to hologram can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized hologram better than any human organization could.

Marginalia: miku

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on miku. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The alchemy Question, Restated

A goblin cartographer working on the alchemy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Council's working group on hologram has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.